Abortion!
Are unborn babies alive? Are they even human? And if they aren't human, are they a vegetable or mineral? Can we eat them? Jonathan Swift said we could eat babies after they were born, so I'm sure it's ok. If the right to choose already exists, then why are there still huge promoters of the cause? I've walked into a Democratic booth before, and been immediately asked "where do you stand on the woman's right to choose?" Just where should I stand? Women have the right to abortion, that's not something I can change. Any time you try, you get called a sexist conservative prick. Odd, for people still trying to rally support for their won cause.
I've noticed in my short time on Earth that if you talk to some people about abortion, they tend to stick to two repetitious questions: "What about rape?" and "What if it's to save the mother?"
Fuggin stupid questions. Less than nine percent of all abortions, counting incest (!), fall into that category. If those must be preserved, then let them.
I've decided that getting rid of abortion as an option would be a massively good thing for America (not Africa, this is also a stupid argument: "what about in Africa with all the STD's?").
If you had to actually take care of your choices (some people call them kids, not to be confused with babies, you aren't allowed to eat kids) then you'd be much more likely to use protection,
and do crazy things like think before you drank. This would massively slow down the spread of STD's. It would be a much more efficient system, and just think; if women weren't pregnant, they wouldn't need their "right to choose", so there wouldn't be such big arguments that ignore the real question: Should poker be an Olympic sport?.
It's a win-win situation!
Vote for Ben in 2008!
I've noticed in my short time on Earth that if you talk to some people about abortion, they tend to stick to two repetitious questions: "What about rape?" and "What if it's to save the mother?"
Fuggin stupid questions. Less than nine percent of all abortions, counting incest (!), fall into that category. If those must be preserved, then let them.
I've decided that getting rid of abortion as an option would be a massively good thing for America (not Africa, this is also a stupid argument: "what about in Africa with all the STD's?").
If you had to actually take care of your choices (some people call them kids, not to be confused with babies, you aren't allowed to eat kids) then you'd be much more likely to use protection,
and do crazy things like think before you drank. This would massively slow down the spread of STD's. It would be a much more efficient system, and just think; if women weren't pregnant, they wouldn't need their "right to choose", so there wouldn't be such big arguments that ignore the real question: Should poker be an Olympic sport?.
It's a win-win situation!
Vote for Ben in 2008!
posted by ben at 3:10 PM
1 Comments:
Yea (no in fact Hell Yea) poker should be an olimpic sport. I mean if "fast walking" can be an olimpic sport then don't you think that anything can. What happend to the glory days when the olimpics were about warfare, i.e. running, discus, spear chucking, shotput, and boxing with studded gloves to the death. The fact that we have fast walking in the olimpics only serves to prove that our modern sissy, "feel-good" scociety "fuggin" sucks. In fact it sucks BIG, FAT, FAGGOTYFAGFAG...stuf.
And yes you could eat babies but that would be canabolism and is, in fact, frowned upon in most scocieties (yes, even our moral lacking piece of crap we call civilization).
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