Monday, October 24, 2005

Dirt Chickens Everywhere!

This idea actually crossed my mind some time ago, and basically it goes as such...

Many Iraqi insurgents are dirt chickens. Hicks. Mysogonist, religiously fanatic, inbred, poor, ill-educated gomers. Yup, that's about it. It seems kinda weird, but I do believe it's the truth. I've heard some excusing of insurgent actions because of their "cultural buffer", but the truth is, if you ignored the fact that they were foreign, there would be little to no doubt in peoples minds that they were really a large group of violent dirt chickens, praisin' God and raisin' hell.