Saturday, February 25, 2006

Musical Preference

So there I was, sitting in the lunchroom, picking olives off of my mexican-ish food substitute, when I looked over and lo(!), there was a kid putting tarter sauce on his pizza. How can this be, thought I, that is wrong, gross, and distinctly un-American. I demanded to know what the perpetrator was doing, accusing him of civil unrest and culinary harrassment. His reply? "It tastes good to me, you should try some."

THE HELL!??!?!?!!! There can be no way that that stuff tastes good, and besides, tarter sauce is for fish. But there it was, solid proof that unencumbered and at least moderately intelligent people can like the oddest of things.

...Which brings me to music. Can people actually really enjoy their country/rap/metal-core mixes? Is it pleasing to them? It must be, is what I am forced to admit, and for that I shall try not to judge too harshly, and focus more on skill than purpose. For now.

7 Comments:

Blogger Ben Alpha said...

Yet bashing people that suck is fun too! Look at Good Charlotte,Jessica Simpson,Ashlee Simpson,Green Day the list goes forever on, so don't worry we have plenty of people that suck to make fun of.
Alpha.

1:28 AM  
Blogger Someone Against the Bland Taste of Conformity said...

Ever tried milk and eggs mixed in a bowl then microwaved, and slapped between two peices of bread slathered with Miracle Whip?

Try it.

2:13 AM  
Blogger Ben Alpha said...

Shutup...
loser.
The music you listen to sucks!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous jordan said...

Who the hell would put freakin' tarter suace on a piece of pizza. That is colinary harrasment

6:38 PM  
Blogger Ben Alpha said...

Nobody asked you Kung. Shutup.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Ben Alpha said...

hey man we need a new one.
cockbite.
Alpha.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Ben Alpha said...

hells no! you can't have it back.

2:19 PM  

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