Saturday, March 18, 2006

Hypocrites, part one

You should be banned, by law, from using one argument to justify your beliefs, and then trying to ban others from using the same argument on another topic or belief.
For example, I have heard people say "Homosexuals are born that way", and later say something along the lines of "humans shouldn't eat animals, they are above that."

I finally got around to replying something like: "Hey, look in my mouth, I have these things hanging down, they get in the way when I'm eating carrots. Do you know what I am talking about?"
nooo... (that was the reply)
"They are my canine teeth, you idiot! I was born this way, now leave me alone."

It worked! For now...

But of course that's not fair of me; I mean just because you have pointy teeth doesn't mean that you have to use them.
WHAT?!?!
That sounds just about the same as being equipped for heterosexually and not using it that way. Yup, it's hypocrisy, and it gets old.


"Vegans are closet fascists"
-???

7 Comments:

Blogger Someone Against the Bland Taste of Conformity said...

Lol, the most twisted person in the world would be a vegan/evolutionist/homo/sport hunter, who would most likely have to look a little like a duckbilled platapuss. That would be a natural paradox of uncomprehendable hipocracy. I hope I never meet one because one of us would have to die right there on the spot, and it just might have to be me because my head would explode from laughter.

5:01 PM  
Blogger Someone Against the Bland Taste of Conformity said...

And if he were in RvB he would probably be wearing the pink armor.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Ben Alpha said...

Think about how Dracula felt, he was born with those teeth. He used them and now he is a monster.
Those devious bastards!
Alpha

11:34 AM  
Blogger Speedkill said...

"But of course that's not fair of me; I mean just because you have pointy teeth doesn't mean that you have to use them.
WHAT?!?!
That sounds just about the same as being equipped for heterosexually and not using it that way."

The difference between hetero- and homo-sexuality isn't the parts, but the urges, so I don't think you could say we're equipped for heterosexuality if we don't have the correct urges.

Of course, we have evidence of meat eating from our earliest ancestors all the way to now, so it seems pretty obvious humans have a natural inclination to eat meat. If it wasn't natural, we wouldn't have the urge to eat it.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Someone Against the Bland Taste of Conformity said...

Yes but dracula was a sick horrific sadist. Who enjoyed watching people killed while he ate his dinner. He was called Vlad the Impalor, because he injoyed the most to watch people be impaled.

He also had 500 boyars killed or forced into labor to build him a summer home because they had out lived several generations of rulers in his country.

He killed poor people by the hundreds by boarding them up in his own castle and then setting it on fire because he didn't want poor people in his country. He would ask them, "Would you like to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?"
Then he would kill them.

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